starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

thesouschef:

In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.

I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.

werewolfknuckles:

Modern au Altair and Connor honestly probably think gendering clothes is pointless and ridiculous and they both have the “I look cute so I’ll wear this” mentality and Connor wears tacky galaxy print skirts and plaid shirts and it annoys Altair to no end BC it just looks Awful but Connor does not care BC they are comfy and adorable

railroadsoftware:

"hey bro why you got so many pens at your house?"
“steal em from work”
“why do you steal pens from your work”
“fuckin hate capitalism bro”

kongehans:

iiiiim too lazy to finish coloring!!!! here take some lil connorline doodles

kongehans:

iiiiim too lazy to finish coloring!!!! here take some lil connorline doodles

susias:

someone requested altaïr & malik i think it was an anon here u go anon
happy thing, happy assassins no grudges

susias:

someone requested altaïr & malik i think it was an anon here u go anon

happy thing, happy assassins no grudges

werewolfknuckles:

werewolfknuckles:

It still baffles me that like 90% of the ac fandom portrays Desmond and Altair as white dudes like please….stop….

But if you notice the people who portray des and Altair as white dudes also normally happen to be the ones who completely deny Aveline, Adewale, and Connor’s existences yet they include Haytham as a protag hmmm.

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

tylerchokely:

I want 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

gingerpunches:

my human inquisitor. ive got a female qunari mage and a female elf rogue, too, but this guy might be my main. 

gingerpunches:

my human inquisitor. ive got a female qunari mage and a female elf rogue, too, but this guy might be my main. 

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