Today’s Gender of the day is: A single piece of rice.
I found some glasses
im a wizard
no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES
oh no it’s back
This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.
And if you break any of these rules, Mama Umbridge will rip your perky little boobs off
*sees a cute girl* i see you , cute girl
i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
Fire Emblem: Awakening + first generation ( ♀ )
this is super blurry BUT
teen wolf au where stiles wears outdated meme shirts OH WAIT
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
Why cuss when you can use this fun image of snoop dogg?
This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL