how concerned do you think people would be if i started putting quotation marks around everything i do like if someone asked me what i was doing i’d answer with something like oh just “taking out the trash”
imagine your OTP having lazy saturday morning sex, eyes half open, early-morning sun washing across the bed, sheets tangled around their legs. it’s nothing too intense, warmth and messy tenderness, faces buried into each other’s necks and pleasure shivering down their spines
"he or she" …they?
a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit
Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it too
me: *says lmao*
me: *ass is still attached*
im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble
Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
That first one looks like Eeyore.
Alright, Pinhead. Yer time is up.
Who are ya callin’ “Pinhead”?