genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A single piece of rice.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: A single piece of rice.

the-bloggers-daughter:

purrfect-catastrophe:

the-bloggers-daughter:

the-bloggers-daughter:

I found some glasses

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im a wizard

no you aren’t. harry potter isn’t real.

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

adrians1:

adrians1:

this is just a short video of me trying to escape the auto face detection and zoom of my webcam which is IMPOSSIBLE FUCK U BILL GATES

oh no it’s back

kittycait27:

misssteph:

This is literally my favourite part of anything ever.

And if you break any of these rules, Mama Umbridge will rip your perky little boobs off

bepeu:

*sees a cute girl* i see you , cute girl

wendycorduroy:

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

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angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

parent simulator 2k14
parent: get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job
me: I have a job now
parent: cool get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat
me: can u back off for like five mins
parent: OHHHHH OHHH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD WOW WOW. NICE.

chloe-valens:

Fire Emblem: Awakening + first generation ( ♀ )
gingerpunches:

this is super blurry BUTteen wolf au where stiles wears outdated meme shirts OH WAIT

gingerpunches:

this is super blurry BUT
teen wolf au where stiles wears outdated meme shirts OH WAIT

jaclcfrost:

a list of emotions i feel frequently

  • no
  • fall out boy
  • 4 am
  • lying face down on the floor
  • no shirt
  • what

memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
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yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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