May 2013
pityreblogs:
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
2 tags
supcharlie:
do you ever feel
rnilkbreath:
home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
khajiduh:
if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
withquestionablewit:
Being queer doesn’t excuse you from privilege. You can be a white queer racist, a queer male misogynist, a cis queer trans*phobe, a wealthy queer classist, or any number of other oppressive things and the sooner you educate yourself to this the better off our whole community will be, because contrary to media depiction, queer people aren’t all white middle-class gay men!
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
2 tags
genosyo:
i want these tattooed on my back
3 tags
shadesilverwing:
“_____ liked your post”
“_____ reblogged your post”
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
1 tag
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
♥ i'm a girl ♥: PSA: I hate "dub-con" →
atrocementheatral:
“Dub-con” is the most offensive form of internalized victim-blaming and rape culture:
“Oh he was forced but he really wanted it…!”
“But it’s his boyfriend…!”
“But they’re my otp…!”
“But he’s really going to/should love him…!”
“But his rapist really loves him…!”
3 tags
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
2 tags
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
8oo:
people who think madoka is a useless mary sue tho
hipstertheory:
hipstertheory:
MY MOM FUCKING USED MY RAZOR TO SHAVE HER LEGS
I AM SO BEYOND DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
1 tag
my math teacher said he hoped we were good enough to manipulate the problem and I said to my friend “math problems with emotional stress due to abuse” and he replied with “equations with daddy issues are my favourite kind”
1 tag
yesterday in therapy there was this girl that didn’t say she LIKED potatoes but rather she APPRECIATED them
and that’s why I really like her
msynergy:
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
fuckinq:
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
1 tag
xander get off tumblr and do your work
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
friendsofthegaybc:
travisstolls:
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
Very nice
Thanks
1 tag
dirkkat:
“why do you ship that? it’s never going to be canon”
1 tag
when people think that eyes can’t change colour whatsoever
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
kingschultzies:
♫ im on the highway to heck ♫
1 tag
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
