February 2012
time for bed you homos
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farawayconnections:
i’m either in a cynical mood or i’m turning into an old man and naturally becoming permanently cynical
shit
someone get me a quick dosage of cute puppies
WalMart Breakroom Lulz
iamdrinkingheavilyrightnow:
crazywolfchick:
iamdrinkingheavilyrightnow:
crazywolfchick:
While in the breakroom today, one of my younger coworkers was talking about how every has to use a condom to prevent pregnancy. Being a smartass, I glanced at one of the girls I know and snorted that I didn’t.
The young girl then stared at me and asked why. I proceeded to inform her that I had a...
shapeshiftandtrick:
it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something
example
watch through intro
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the bulk of it
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the end
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landoftitsandass:
benedict cumberbatch is literally the most obnoxious, british name in the world omfg
the only way to make it sound more british than it already does is to add lord reginald sire to it
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goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”
mynamekyle:
I really hope I’m not murdered or die in some freak accident because I don’t want pictures of my body to end up on some teenager’s shitty gore blog
snazzy-lemon:
super-cycle:
snazzy-lemon:
skinny people thinking they’re fat
why cant people just realize that you dont ahve to be skinny to be pretty????? i mean i get if being overweight is detrimental to your health in some way then yeah its totally ok to be worrying over your weight but
i mean
everybody is beautiful in their own way????
sIGHS
I get what you mean, but you have to...
snazzy-lemon:
sighs because benedict cumberbatch is too kawaii 2 exist
snazzy-lemon:
skinny people thinking they’re fat
why cant people just realize that you dont ahve to be skinny to be pretty????? i mean i get if being overweight is detrimental to your health in some way then yeah its totally ok to be worrying over your weight but
i mean
everybody is beautiful in their own way????
sIGHS
I get what you mean, but you have to think that some people literally...
obesitycore:
“only sluts use birth control”
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jadeharleydavidson:
remember when sensitive pornagraph
Watchblaggot:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
One time my mom told me that after she took a shower she felt that she might’ve offended the bath with how gross she was beforehand.
evangelineviola:
victorian slang is the fucking greatest
for example, old hat means “slut” in victorian slang
because both are frequently felt
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holypeaches:
now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
but had me believing it was always something that I’d done
but I don’t wanna live that way
reading into every word you say
I want to make another character just so I can name him Icarus.
Like seriously, I have a lot of characters that I created just because I wanted to name them something or have them act a certain way omg
and I don’t even use like 80% of them
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magikoopas:
i identify as an unfunny joke 8)
amnesia is my favorite anime
leonsumbitches:
wellalright:
i think one of the worst things about people is that you can’t just openly admit to wanting to know someone. like i guess you can, but unless you want to be “that guy” you can’t just be like, “i want to be your friend.” because it’s just so not the norm of luring someone to you with your personality. i can’t even imagine what the world would be like if you could go...
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
Reasons to watch the Oscars
tsarha:
redheadess:
unbreakablebow:
Benedict Cumberbatch
pretty much
Accurate.
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my migraines are ruining my relationship holy fuck I am the worst fucking person