my urine is pepsi

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

shadesilverwing:

“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-

me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic

earth-song:

“Wild FOX” by Milan Krasula

deliciouschihirominaj:

Dang, Chihiro lookin’ over at Togami like that you want that billion dollar dick don’t you

Greek Pantheon Asks

Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children? 
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?

hopefulveterinarian:

Excellent alternatives to the yellow ribbon concept.

Check them out here: Friendly Dog Collars

(Source: luxstellum)

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

(Source: noirluis)

♥ i'm a girl ♥: PSA: I hate "dub-con" »

atrocementheatral:

“Dub-con” is the most offensive form of internalized victim-blaming and rape culture:

“Oh he was forced but he really wanted it…!”

“But it’s his boyfriend…!”

“But they’re my otp…!”

“But he’s really going to/should love him…!”

“But his rapist really loves him…!”

(Source: peter-pettishrooms)

fireandshellamari:

underthebifrost:

miaou~

~~started out as a drawing where i interpreted zacharies mask into makeup… and then i painted it on my face…~~

OKAY At first glance I honestly thought this was your real mouth.

And freaked out.

A lot.

I’m still sleep deprived.

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

(Source: castiali)