Bromance: It's how we roll.

iamdrinkingheavilyrightnow:

crazywolfchick:

iamdrinkingheavilyrightnow:

crazywolfchick:

While in the breakroom today, one of my younger coworkers was talking about how every has to use a condom to prevent pregnancy. Being a smartass, I glanced at one of the girls I know and snorted that I didn’t.

The young girl then stared at me and asked why. I proceeded to inform her that I had a girlfriend and couldn’t get pregnant.

She informed me that two women could get pregnant using the same sex toys.

Welcome to Texas sex ed.

#she also asked what it’s like kissing a girl #i explained that it’s like kissing a boy #she then told me she thought all girls had lips that tasted like cherries #thank you katy perry

what are you talking about? all ladies do taste like cherries

Except those weirdos who taste like strawberries.

yes but we dont associate with those people