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While in the breakroom today, one of my younger coworkers was talking about how every has to use a condom to prevent pregnancy. Being a smartass, I glanced at one of the girls I know and snorted that I didn’t.
The young girl then stared at me and asked why. I proceeded to inform her that I had a girlfriend and couldn’t get pregnant.
She informed me that two women could get pregnant using the same sex toys.
Welcome to Texas sex ed.
#she also asked what it’s like kissing a girl #i explained that it’s like kissing a boy #she then told me she thought all girls had lips that tasted like cherries #thank you katy perry
what are you talking about? all ladies do taste like cherries
Except those weirdos who taste like strawberries.
yes but we dont associate with those people
Of course, darling.
your enemies tastes like cherries to me
I dunno who you’ve been tasting, but I taste like coffee, maple syrup, and the tears and blood of my enemies.